Suddenly there was a moment of silence. You stopped shouting.The wind blew softly as it quickly dried your face from tears and dried up your snot. You looked around in panic and wondered what just happened. You stood up and reachedd into your purse for a kleenex but YOU RAN OUT. Your eyes bulged and twitched.
You: *dramatically shouts* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KLEENEXXXXXX???????? *you threw your pursue down onto the ground in anger and step on it twisting it into the ground and walked away proudly* You wanted to know what happened to ray as you produly marched up to that big ole scary haunted house and DEMAND that it return your boo. You: *shouts* OH BIG MEAN HAUNTED HOUSE.......................GIVE ME MY RAY RAY BACK!!! The house was silent as the wind blew lightly around you. You looked around to see if anyone was watching and turned back to face the ugly house. You: *shouts* DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME???? I SAID WHERE IS MY RAY RAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Just then there was a violent breeze the blew around you...Small bits of trash blew around and the wind playfully revealed your undergarments as the haunted house had laughed....you bent down to hide your goodies but it was TOO late. The wind slows down and stop as your dress falls down gracefully and you neatly brush it back into place. Haunted House: *laughs* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just LOVE it when you BEG for your loved one. The boy whom you call RAY RAY. What kind of name is that? HA! You: OH SHUT-UP. YOU DON'T SCARE ME. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME FOR A BEAUTIFUL BOY. HH: *chuckles* HAHAHAHA WHAT IS HE GAY? You: NO! FAR FROM THAT. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ YOU'RE UGLY AND HE'S BEAUTIFUL! HH: OH PLEASE! GET A GRIP YOUNG LADY. YOU ARE IN NO PLACE FOR HURLING INSULTS. BESIDES I SAW YOUR UNDERGARMENTS AND TO MY AMAZEMENT...THEY WERE HOW SHOULD I SAY...DISTASTEFUL. You: DISTASTEFUL??? *looks around* Is this guy serious? HH: CERTAINTLY??? WHO PICKED OUT THOSE DRAWS FOR YOU??? YOUR GREAT-GREAT GRANDMOTHER??? You: *sarcastically laughs* HAHAH VERY FUNNY. NOW GIVE ME MY MAN BACK. HH: NEVER You: Why not? HH: BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE HIM. You: Yes I do. You Know NOTHING of our relationship *crosses arms* HH: FUNNY. I WAS WATCHING YOU TWO THE WHOLE TIME AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU DON'T LOVE HIM. You: PERVERT. HH: ME? NOOO. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. YOU SEE I'M JUST A CARNIVAL ATTRACTION. NOTHING MORE. You: *uncrosses arms and shifts eyes* Soooooo how much DO you know of our relationship? HH: I KNOW THIS MUCH....WHEN RAY ASKED YOU TO PICK UP THAT ICE-CREAM CONE HE BOUGHT YOU, YOU DIDN'T PICK IT UP, WHY? You: *shrugs* I'on know. I didn't care for it much. HH: YOU SHOULD HAVE CARED. OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE ALONE RIGHT NOW WITHOUT HIM. HOLLERING LIKE A BABY AND CRYING OUT TO LORD TO BRING HIM BACK. WHY SHOULD HE? You: You SAW all that? HH: YES, YES I SAW THAT. WEREN'T YOU PAYING ANY ATTENTION??? NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION. You: *guilty* Ok. Well, I was lazy and I was scared. HH: SCARED??? SCARRED OF WHAT? You: *points at hh* SCARED OF YOU! YOU WERE MAKING THAT EERY NOISE. HH: *laughs* AHAHHAH THAT JWNJEHKJAHEKHAKUEWHUKAEWHKAHOIEHOAH NOISE? You: yeaaaa HH: I LOVE MAKING THAT NOISE. I LOVE FRIGHTENING PPL. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THERE TRUE COLORS...WHEN PPL ARE AFRAID OF THE UNKOWN AND WHEN THEY LOOSE LOVED ONES. You: Oh yea, you do have a point there. HH: YEA, I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT YOU HUMANS. AHH IT WAS ALL FUN THO. You: So why do you do it? Do you enjoy scaring others? HH: YES. IT'S QUITE FUNNY ACTUALLY. THIS ONE TIME I SCARED THIS FAT KID WHILE HE WAS LICKIN AN ICE-CREAM CONE AND HE NEARLY PEED HIS PANTS FROM FRIGHT. AHHH I'M LITERALLY DYIN OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE. You: Yeea well, if I were him, I know that that shit would NOT be funny, later on it would have pissed me off. HH: REALLY? HOW COME? You: Becauseeeee, you don't do that to ppl, that's rude. HH: BUT IT'S FUNNY. You: No it's NOT. How do you think it would feel if you were the little chubby boy with a delicious ice cream cone and all of a sudden you heard strange noises that scared you which cause you to wet your pants and run away, while wasting a PERFECTLY good ice-cream cone. You know ice-cream is gettin expensive nowadays? HH: HMMM, YOU KNOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT. BUT HEY WHAT DO I KNOW. I'M ONLY A CARNIVAL ATTRACTION. I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS. BUT SINCE YOU JUST EXPRESSED YOUR EMOTIONS FOR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. I GUESS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR RAY RAY BACK. You: *excited* REALLY? I can? HH: CERTAINLY. You: So what do I have to do to get him back? HH: HMMM, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS ISN'T IT? You closed your eyes dramatically and grasped your hands together tightly for a few seconds then opened your eyes, unclench your fists and had a huge smile on your face. You: Ok, i'm ready. HH: UHHH CAN YOU TURN AROUND? You: Why? HH: BECAUSE, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SEE HOW I RETURN HIM TO YOU. You: *sucks teeth and rolls eyes* LAMMMME HH: MY MAGICAL POWERS AREN'T LAME. DO YOU WANT RAY RAY BACK OR NOT? You: Well of course i do...And since when do you have "magical powers?" *giggles* HH: JUST TURN AROUND OR SHOULD I FORCE YOU TO? You quickle nodded your head and turned around and covered your eyes playfully as you heard a sound like it was a something was coming towards you and the next thing you felt was two big strong manly hands wrapped around your waist and soft kisses being planted all down your neck. You giggled with excitement as you still had your eyes closed. You: CAN I OPEN MY EYES NOW??? Ray: Who are you talkin to babe? You uncovered your eyes only to find ray ray standing behind you and you hugged him tightly as he hugged you back. You releeased away from the embrace and looked into his deep brown eyes. You: Oh ray, I missed you. *kisses his soft lips* *ray kisses you back* Ray releases off your lips in curiosity to the question he just previously asked you. Ray: Babe, did you hear me? Who were you talkin to? You: *pointed to hh* I WAS TALKIN TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE. Ray turned around at the haunted house and looked at it strange and then looked back at you. Ray: Babe, what are you talkin bout? You: I was talkin to the haunted house ray. He was talking to me. We actually had a conversation. He saw my underwear. He's a pervert. Ray cocked his head back and laughed at you and patted your head like a brand new puppy in need of love. Then he grabbed you towards your chest. Ray: You know that I love you right? You: *looks up at him* Yes... Ray chuckles and kisses you passionately You: *releases away from his lips* WAIT Ray ray. There's something I need to say to you. Ray: *concerned* What is it my little buttercup? You: *sighed* I know I was being stupid earlier about not picking up that cone. I'm so sorry that all this weirdness had happened. It will NEVER happen again. I swear to you. Ray fluffs your hair playfully with a smile Ray: And I forgive you. It's ok. You were just startled by the stange noise. HAJHUJHUKHRIKHSIKHSILGJLSJGLPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Ray: *eyes bulge* WHAT WAS THAT??? You: *giggle* Oh ray, there's nothing to be SCARED of. Ray: *looks around with nervousness* REALLY??? I'm sc-sc-sc-SCARRED y/n. You: OH YOU BIG BABY. COME HERE *hugs him* You turn around and wink at the haunted house and the haunted house winked at you as you smiled and thanked him for his advice. The wind started to kick up again blowing leaves around in a circle around you and ray. Ray released you from his embraced as both of you looked at each other with awe. The blowing leaves created a bright light causing the background setting to grow darker into a navy blue color. Ray: What's going on NOW???? You: *giggles* I don't know. But it mut be some type of magic. The glowy circle of leaves lifted you two up and moved you acrossed the fairground away from the haunted house. You looked back at the haunted house. This was HIS doing. I just know it. the GCOL landed you two safely to the concession stand that served you guys favorite ice-cream. The glowiness disappeared, the wind stopped, the leaves dispearsed onto the ground, and the sky became light blue again. Ray looking around....strange You: *looks towards the sky* Strangee.... Concession Man: Hey you two love birds!!! You and Ray: Hiiii CM: Would you like an ice-cream cone? You: *excited* SURE Ray: Of course, like who wouldn't? CM: *looks at you* Sooo what'll it be ma'am You: I'd like a....*looks at ray and smiles* Cookies N Cream Ice-cream please. CM: *looks at ray* And for you sir? What'll it be? Ray: I'd also like a...*looks at you and smiles* Cookies N Cream Ice-cream please. You two chuckle romantically. CM: That'll be $3.85 please. Ray POV: $3.85 for an ice-cream cone? Oh i forget it's two cones and plus you know the princes at the fair is just phenomanal. They go up like EVERY year. *shakes head in disbelief* Ray pays the man as the CM gives them their ice-cream cones. You: Thank you and thank you ray. Ray: You're welcome. Both of you slowly walk away from the concession stand. Yall both lick yallz cone in happiness. You lick some ice-cream really hard til 3/4 of it falls onto the ground. You froze and suck your teeth. ARE.YOU.FUCKIN. KIDDIN ME??? Ray: *licks ice-cream cone* What's wrong babe? You: *points to cone* Half my ice-cream cone fell. Ray: WHAT? You: Yea, I likced it and it just fell off. Ray: You were probably just lickin it too hard. You: NO I wasn't. I was lickin it just right. Ray: Ok, Ok, don't have a cow about it. *continues to lick his ice-cream* You: *crosses arm* This is SO not fair. I mean here i go enjoying a lovely cone with having you back and this is all the thanks I get. Ray: Babe, it's not that serious. Just go politely ask the concession man to get you a refill on the amount of ice-cream that fell off your cone. You: You know what? I'ma do that. Ray: Cool Beans *continues licking his ice-cream* You turned around about to walk up to the concession stand when you noticed something weird. The lights on the sign were off tand the man was gone. You looked around and he was nowhere to be found. Also the sky turned dark blue again. You: Where did he go? *shrugs* Oh well. Guess i'll get the ice-cream myself. Walks up to the back of the concession stand as the door is locked. You bang on the door alerting ray to come over. He sped walked over to you while lickin on his cone. You: Oh hey babe. Help me open this door. Ray: Why? You: Cuz i'ma get me some FREE ice-cream. Ray: I don't think that's such a good idea. You: How come. Ray: Cuz that would be stealing. You: Nuh-unnnn Ray: Yuh-hunnn You: No it isn't Ray: Yes it is. While you two went back and forth the wind blew and magicially unlocked the backdoor. You: It isn't stealing when half your ice-cream drops on accident. You cna get a free refill. Ray: Oh yea says who? You: Says me? You tried to open the door and that it magically opened. You was taken by surprised and so was ray. You: How did this happen?? Ray: *excited* Who cares, let's just get some more ice-cream. FREE ICE-CREAM!!!! Besides, i'm bout to run low on mines. You and ray both walk into the concession stand only to find it empty. You: *looks around in frustration* What the hell??? Ray: *eyes bulge in anger* ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS??? WHY????? OH WHY??? WOULD ANYONE DO THIS??? You: I know right? Gotta nigga up in here thinkin she gone get free ice-cream and then this shit happens. *shakes head in disbelief* Just then the door closes and locks both you and ray in the concession stand. You: OH LAWD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Ray: *points to the back door* WE GOT LOCKED IN THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. You: Well who the HELL locked us in? Ray went to the front of the concession stand as the wind blew and as he looked out. Just then a grey sheld slammed shut to block the outdoor view. Ray jumped back in fear. He dropped his leftover cone too. You rolled your eyes. That's that same shit that happned earlier when yall first heard strange sounds except this time yall weren't near the haunted house. You: Ray pick up your cone. Ray: *looks up at you with a stank face* Aight, aight i'll pick the cone up. He gets up and tosses his floor cone into the trash. Ray: Happy? You: *shakes head* NO. I'm not. Ray: Why not? You: *crosses arms* I'm ready to go home. This place is creeping me out. *mumbles in disapointement* My ice-cream drops. I thought I was gonna get free ice-cream. Turnes out no ice-cream here, just emptiness and a stupid trash can. We got locked in and shut in and---- Ray puts his index on yours to shhh you. As you guys listen to the wind blowing outside the CS. Ray: You thinkin what I'm thinkin? You: What? Ray: You know....the wind is blowin around us outside, we locked in and we can't go nowhere right now so we minus well have *whispers into your ear* have sex You: *backs away* WHAT? Here? Noo, no no no. Ray: Aww come on....Who knows when the next time you'll see me again. You: Ray you on break for two months. Come on sahn, do the math. Ray: *whines* But baby, i wanna have seexxxxxxxxx witchu. I'm gettin horny. You know it ain't right to have a man starvin and beggin for some cookies? You rolled your eyes and sighed. His beggin was a turn on. You: Ok, what the hell, let's just have dirty sex then. Ray: *claps* YES!!!!! Yall got together on the floor and got to work. On the outside the magical wind decided to turn the conscession stand over causing you and ray to fall over while having rough sex. It breifly stopped yall and then you both shrugged and resumed the passion. After 25 minutes of good sex you both thanked each other and kissed and laid down for awhile. Yall exchanged memories and chuckled up a storm. Just then the magical wind picked up the cs and put it back into position as the sky turned light blue again. The grey shudder lifted up and it sounded like keys were unlocking the backdoor. Both you and ray looked at each other with bulged eyes. Ray: *whisper-shouted* QUICK THRU THE WINDOW!!!! As you dodge for the window and fell onto the ground ray told you to hurry up and move as those keys was unlockin the back door he darted out the window like superman and also fell onto the ground. He grabbed your hand as you guys quickly ran away as the cs finally unlocked the door and the ice-cream assortments magically appeared. He whistled a happy tuned but then scrunched up his face in disgust. CM: Why does it smell like hot sex in here? *he shrugged* And hung a vanilla air freshner to get the smell away. You guys stopped by the waterpark in front of the gates as both of you pant extremeley hard. Ray: *phew* that was close. You: *pants* You think he seen us? Ray: *pants* No, i don't think so. You: *pants* What was that strange occurence that appeared previously? Ray: *pants and stands up* Girrrl, i don't know. But I'm ready to leave. *offers his hand to you* You: *pants and takes rays hand* Me too. This place keeps getting weirder and weirder. Ray looks around...Now where is the exit. You: I think it's by the big rocket. Ray: Oh yea *grabs your hand * Let's go. So they both walk to the big rocket to leave the crazy fairground. And they did. They went across the street to bojangles. Ordered out and checked into a nice hotel nearby and chilled there. The END.
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