Samaiya: (speaks to the audience) So if you guys have been keeping up with the LIVE G4L story you would know that my stage name is Ladii Kilo. Well this name was derived from my real name kiloni, but in the story it's samaiya and now it has to be changed. When me and my girls went to Q100.5 radio station some weeks ago, one of the djs made fun of my name by referring it to a drug reference...So, I'm deciding to change it. Plus it sounds soooooo lame anywayz.
Samaiya and the girls on the tour bus talking about new names to call samaiya YD: How abooooooooooooout, Sam Samaiya: *shakes head* Nope. Won't work YD: Why noooooooooooot? SS: Yea, I think it's kinda cute Samaiya: Well it isn't GG: Well what about sammie? S: Un-un SS: Lil' sam? S: *gives star shine the look* I am NOT gonna be called "Lil Sam." Do I look like a rapper to you? YD, SS and GG: *shakes head in unison* NAHHHH KP: Well, instead of trying to base her stage name off from her real name, why not try something that describes your personality? GG: Yooo that's a great idea YD: Yeaa, I wonder why i haven't thought of that? SS: I know right? S: Hmmm.... KP: If you could describe yourself in ONE word, what would it be? S: CONFIDENCE YD: Sophisticated SS: Talented GG: Beautiful KP: Respectful Just then bad girl destiny walks into the room interrupting the creative energy of the girls trying to help samaiya with her new stage name Destiny: What are you all up to in here? YD: We're trying to help our gurl samaiya here with a new stage name GG: Yea, she doesn't like her old one that much D: *turns around confused* Well why not? I happen to like it S: *folds arm in anger* I don't see why? D: Well I think that Ladii Kilo suits you mighty fiiiiiiiiiiiine to me S: *unfolds arms* Well nobody asked you dee. And besides, you YOURSELF, don't have a stage name yet. D: Yes I do. It's called Destiny, cuz I don't need one. I'm JUST that special YD: *mumbles to gg and ss* Yeaa, special and ugly The three gurls crack up D walks over to yd's clique D: What's so funny? I want to laugh too...HEE HEE HAH HAH GG: *turns to face d* Well if you must know were laughing about something that is NOT your business. SS: Mm-hmm, i know that's right D: Star shine, you need to shut-up. You always agreein wit somebody saying "I know that's right." YD: *steps up to d* WAIT HOLD UP. I know you aint talkin about MY sister like that. D: That's right, I did, SO WHAT? YD: You need to chill befo I kick yo little special azz back to wherever you came from BEE-OTCH!!! SS and GG turn towards each other and said in unison: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KP: HEY, YOU GUYS STOP ALL THIS ARGUIN RIGHT NOW! YD: *points down at destiny* WELL YOU BETTA COME TELL THIS CHIPMUNK TO STAY OUTTA MY BIZNAZZ D: YEA AND YOU BETTA COME GET THIS MUNCHKIN OUTTA MY FACE, BEFO I REALLY LOOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE.... KP quickly hops outta her seat to grab ahold of destiny as yd's sisters grab ahold of yd YD: YO U BETTA BE GLAD KP TRYNA BREAK UP THE FIGHT CUZ I WOULDA HAD KNOCKED THE MESS OUTTA YOU. D: GIRL PLEEZ, AINT NOBODY SCARED OF YOU. ALL YOU DO IS TALK SHIT BUT YOU DON'T DO SHIT, GURL BYE1 Samaiya: ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH YOU TWO! You guys are supposed to be helping me pick out my new name. Destiny and yung diva stare at each other in anger as destiny wrestle out of kp's arms and storms into the back of the bus into her bunk. YD: YEA SHE HAD BETTA LEFT OR IT WUD HAVE BEEN ME AND HER. GG: Yea that's right gurl. I'm down with my sisters. SS: I know that's right. Sam: Ok anyways, any other names you guys have thought up of yet? KP: Hmmmmm GG: Ummmm YD: *claps hand together* OH I KNOW! Sam: What? YD: How bout this??? Instead of bein called "Lady," why not be a "sister?" GG: Sister? SS: Huh? KP: Sister what? YD: SISTER Sam: As in....... SS: A nun? Sister? YD: Noooo GG: Or like that "sister," from church sister? YD: What sister? GG: It's just an expression tamyra lol YD: Oh ok, I get it YD and GG chuckle for a moment Sam: I'm so lost KP: Gurrrl me too SS: THAT'S IT!!! GG: What's it? SS: Sister and gurl KP: What about them? YD: Noooo i think she means like their names GG: Whose names? SS: Sister and gurl KP: Those aren't names. Their general terms for females YD: Yea I know that but I think she means as HER stage name GG: By using what sister and gurl? SS: Ok maybe that's not going to work Sam: Waitaminute, waitaminute, waitaminute, WAITAMINUTE!!! KP, YD, SS and GG all turn to sam in confusion: WHAT??? Sam: Ok i think I get it. I mean got it. My name should be.......SISTER GURL. How bout that? Do you guys like that? All four gurls looked at each other and then back at sam still in confusion: Huh? YD: You got sister gurl outta ALL THAT??? Sam: Yea YD: *shakes head* Un-un. That don't sound right. Sam: Why noooooooooooooooooot? D: *shouts from her bunk* FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH THE MUNCHKIN!!!! SISTER GURL DOES NOT SUIT YO BOOJEY AZZ....YOU TOO LIGHTSKINNED FO DAT Sam rolls her eyes YD: *asks out* Who asked HER anything? SS: I know right? KP: Well, i kinda agree with destiny. NOT everything, just the part where sister gurl doesn't suit you. Sam: Is it because I'm "lightskinned?" KP: Noooo, sweetie...It's just that, well--- D: *shouts from bunk* YOUR TOO LIGHTSKINNED TO BE CALLED SISTER GURL...DAMN WHY YOU TRYIN TO LIE TO HER LIKE THAT KAY P? GG: Ugh... *shouts to d* WHY CAN'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. YOU STAY BACK THERE WHILE WE STAY UP OK? OK WE KEWL THEN. KP: Soo anywayz--- Sam: Well, I guess that would make since but....*sighs* now what are we gonna do? YD: Don't worry sam we'll think of something. GG: *puts arm around sam's shoulder* Yea you know that we will ALWAYS have your back. SS: Totally true Sam: Well guys if you'll excuse me I think I'm gonna head out for some fresh air GG: Ok KP: And while you're gone we're gonne be right here thinking up some awesome and appopriate names *winks at sam and smiles* just for ok? Sam: *stops and turns from the front door* *sighs and smiles* Thanks guys you're the best!
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